Episode 1 – November Promotional Pilot

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Our very special first episode of the Futility in Action prank call podcast machine.

This episode features guest host and famous voice-over-artist George Lowe (Aka Captain Beefy); he was king slumlord of Lakeland, Florida.

The prank calls in this episode were recorded in the year 2022 using technology from the late 1900’s.

These pranks include such gems as:

• trying to return BBBY Stock to Bed, Bath & Beyond for a refund
• trying to exchange live turkeys for a discount on wild turkey liquor on Thanksgiving Day
• scheduling a Christmas family photo shoot for my “ugly kids”
• enraging McDonald’s managers by mentioning the existence of ice cream and “mcbroken.com”
• bizarre references to 90’s videogames & homage to “Operation Wolf,” a cherished episode of Carlito’s Madhouse Radio

We really hope you enjoy listening to this crap, and if you didn’t… you’re probably too sober, or something – I don’t know.